Tenmotlak is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, prudent human.

Tenmotlak created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenmotlak, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tenmotlak, he will be mildly annoyed.

Tenmotlak's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Tenmotlak's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. You must love Tenmotlak.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Hide if nine foxes approach from the south.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.