Logdamdap Zedcarrutt is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, tranquil jaguar.

Logdamdap Zedcarrutt created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Logdamdap Zedcarrutt, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Logdamdap Zedcarrutt, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Logdamdap Zedcarrutt's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Logdamdap Zedcarrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Feed all hungry hamsters.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. You must love Logdamdap Zedcarrutt.