Nartratdon is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, two-faced cat.

Nartratdon created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartratdon, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nartratdon, it will ignore you.

Nartratdon's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Nartratdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never wear mauve tights.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Never jump near mites.