Nilrowtetti is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unselfish gerbil.

Nilrowtetti created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nilrowtetti, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nilrowtetti, he will turn you into a mole.

Nilrowtetti's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Nilrowtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat moths with great respect.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Hide if six mice approach from the south.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Pray towards the north.