Cankenfossgod is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, humane gerbil.

Cankenfossgod created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Cankenfossgod, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cankenfossgod, it will be mildly annoyed.

Cankenfossgod's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Cankenfossgod's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cankenfossgod.

2. Never paint your feet indigo.

3. Never talk about ants.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always pray immersed in water.
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