Bumdogdub is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, all-knowing swan.
Bumdogdub created the planet Earth five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Bumdogdub, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in Bumdogdub, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Bumdogdub's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Bumdogdub's Holy Commandments
1. Do not take Bumdogdub's name in vain.
2. Always help monkeys.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Never sit in holy places.
5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Bumdogdub on top of all buildings.