Stafzantip is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciless hedgehog.

Stafzantip created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stafzantip, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stafzantip, he will turn you into a mouse.

Stafzantip's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Stafzantip's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.