Appdunhap is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, quiet beaver.

Appdunhap created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Appdunhap, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Appdunhap, she will make you grow a tail.

Appdunhap's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Appdunhap's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near nematodes.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must love Appdunhap.