Sakvanbabxucpomfon is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humorless owl.

Sakvanbabxucpomfon created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sakvanbabxucpomfon, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sakvanbabxucpomfon, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Sakvanbabxucpomfon's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Sakvanbabxucpomfon's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six tortoises approach from the south.

2. Hide if eight tapirs approach from the west.

3. Always treat eagles with great respect.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sakvanbabxucpomfon.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.