Jansabyog is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, flying crane.

Jansabyog created humanity five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jansabyog, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jansabyog, he will turn you into a worm.

Jansabyog's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Jansabyog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine pigs approach from the north.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Feed all hungry geese.

5. Do not commit murder.