Cebnigtomhat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, happy chicken.

Cebnigtomhat created humankind three million years ago.

If you believe in Cebnigtomhat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cebnigtomhat, it will destroy your favourite star.

Cebnigtomhat's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cebnigtomhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Cebnigtomhat on top of all buildings.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Worship no other gods but Cebnigtomhat.

5. Do not listen to music.