Yastyodlog is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, tranquil fly.

Yastyodlog created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yastyodlog, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yastyodlog, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Yastyodlog's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Yastyodlog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.