Latgabgar is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, intelligent badger.

Latgabgar created oxygen five billion years ago.

If you believe in Latgabgar, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Latgabgar, she will ignore you.

Latgabgar's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Latgabgar's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not take Latgabgar's name in vain.

3. Do not eat lemons.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.