Nullnegwot is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, merciful scorpion.

Nullnegwot created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullnegwot, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nullnegwot, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nullnegwot's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nullnegwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dogs.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.