Teenxucdot is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, competent beaver.

Teenxucdot created humankind five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Teenxucdot, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Teenxucdot, it will destroy your home planet.

Teenxucdot's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Teenxucdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise tights.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Pray towards the west.