Quat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, confident goat.

Quat created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Quat, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quat, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Quat's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Quat's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.