Rillwigfun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, calm raccoon.

Rillwigfun created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillwigfun, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rillwigfun, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Rillwigfun's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Rillwigfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Always help sheep.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

4. Never talk about goats.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.