Catflathongud Mutpagweg is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, contented owl.

Catflathongud Mutpagweg created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Catflathongud Mutpagweg, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Catflathongud Mutpagweg, she will turn you into a dog.

Catflathongud Mutpagweg's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Catflathongud Mutpagweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

3. Never talk about pigs.

4. Catflathongud Mutpagweg loves horses, so they must be respected.

5. Never look in ponds.