Dadzighasart is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, overgenerous warg.

Dadzighasart created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadzighasart, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dadzighasart, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dadzighasart's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Dadzighasart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always help nematodes in need.

3. You must pray to Dadzighasart nine times a day.

4. Always treat badgers with great respect.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.