Ort is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, temperamental slug.

Ort created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ort, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ort, he will turn you into a plant.

Ort's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Ort's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ort.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Ort on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.