Cithimstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, temperamental alligator.

Cithimstaf created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cithimstaf, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cithimstaf, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cithimstaf's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cithimstaf's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat garlic.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not hurt dogs.