Ominvadhim is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, bad-tempered dragonfly.

Ominvadhim created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominvadhim, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ominvadhim, he will come to you in dreams.

Ominvadhim's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Ominvadhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never jump near cats.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.