Megfosshon is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unjust owl.

Megfosshon created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megfosshon, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Megfosshon, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Megfosshon's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Megfosshon's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt horses.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Run away if three snails approach from the north.

4. Always help sick squirrels.

5. Never eat nuts.