Witligged is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, happy cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Witligged created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Witligged, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Witligged, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Witligged's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Witligged's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine frogs approach from the north.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. You must pray to Witligged four times a day.

5. Never look in ponds.