Fobpitgun is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish shark.

Fobpitgun created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobpitgun, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fobpitgun, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Fobpitgun's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Fobpitgun's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat turnips.

2. Never think ill of sick mice.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never bounce near seals.