Barnmillun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, caring ant.

Barnmillun created snails three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnmillun, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Barnmillun, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Barnmillun's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Barnmillun's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured sheep.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

5. Never hurt turtles.