Taddodven is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unselfish hedgehog.

Taddodven created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Taddodven, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Taddodven, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Taddodven's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Taddodven's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are not to be trusted.

2. Taddodven loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not kill geese.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Hide from fawn snakes for they are unholy.