Wegcedfeb is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, amazing dove.

Wegcedfeb created an up quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegcedfeb, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wegcedfeb, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Wegcedfeb's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Wegcedfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Wegcedfeb.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.