Dubfarnnab is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, omniscient bird.

Dubfarnnab created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubfarnnab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dubfarnnab, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dubfarnnab's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dubfarnnab's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Dubfarnnab.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Erect five nickel sculptures of Dubfarnnab on top of important buildings.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.