Gofpindumhug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unsympathetic raccoon.

Gofpindumhug created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gofpindumhug, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gofpindumhug, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gofpindumhug's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Gofpindumhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Always help sick geese.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Gofpindumhug loves swans, so they must be respected.