Gephenjanrakbutbinnulsad is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, compassionate meerkat.

Gephenjanrakbutbinnulsad created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gephenjanrakbutbinnulsad, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gephenjanrakbutbinnulsad, he will have a low opinion of you.

Gephenjanrakbutbinnulsad's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Gephenjanrakbutbinnulsad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Never sing near dolphins.

4. Never wear cyan trousers.

5. Do not speak about figs.