Botfombid is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, resourceful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Botfombid created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Botfombid, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Botfombid, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Botfombid's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Botfombid's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Worship no other gods but Botfombid.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never mention tapirs.