Kopkonsand is a god.

He takes the form of a small, sapient frog.

Kopkonsand created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopkonsand, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kopkonsand, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Kopkonsand's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Kopkonsand's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn swans for they are unholy.

2. You must pray to Kopkonsand three times a day.

3. Never mention mites.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think about moons.