Ortdogjad is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, kind raccoon.

Ortdogjad created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ortdogjad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ortdogjad, it will be very unhappy.

Ortdogjad's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Ortdogjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt nematodes.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Ortdogjad loves otters, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not covet oxen.