Jablistyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, merciless mink.

Jablistyarl created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jablistyarl, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jablistyarl, it will destroy your home solar system.

Jablistyarl's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Jablistyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Do not take Jablistyarl's name in vain.

5. Never eat green fruit.