Bifbimlist is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unselfish faun.

Bifbimlist created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Bifbimlist, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bifbimlist, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bifbimlist's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Bifbimlist's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry horses.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. You must pray to Bifbimlist seven times a day.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never jump in holy places.
Votes: 20       Vote for this god
Previous god       Next god