Veenwipceb is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, able swallow.
Veenwipceb created a quark twelve years ago.
If you believe in Veenwipceb, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in Veenwipceb, it will have a low opinion of you.
Veenwipceb's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Veenwipceb's Holy Commandments
1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
3. Pray towards the east.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Never talk about turtles.