Dintonkfig is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, humane chinchilla.

Dintonkfig created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dintonkfig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dintonkfig, it will turn you into a duck.

Dintonkfig's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Dintonkfig's Holy Commandments

1. Dintonkfig must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Retreat if eight bats approach from the south.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not kill hamsters.

5. Never talk about nebulae.