Nellhombug is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, stupid centaur.

Nellhombug created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nellhombug, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nellhombug, she will turn you into a dog.

Nellhombug's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Nellhombug's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick foxes.

2. Always look after injured ducks.

3. Worship no other gods but Nellhombug.

4. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Nellhombug on top of important buildings.

5. Never laugh near cats.