Littimfas is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, wise human.

Littimfas created bats three billion years ago.

If you believe in Littimfas, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Littimfas, it will come to you in dreams.

Littimfas' most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Littimfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bananas.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Littimfas loves horses, so they must be honoured.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

5. Never feed cucumbers to porpoises while wearing black dresses.
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