Karvabdut is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent whale.
Karvabdut created the Sol system twelve years ago.
If you believe in Karvabdut, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in Karvabdut, it will send minions to preach to you.
Karvabdut's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.
Karvabdut's Holy Commandments
1. Do not wear iron on your body.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Always help badgers.
4. Never feed gooseberries to pigs while wearing pink dresses.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.