Besthimdub is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, temperamental jackal.

Besthimdub created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Besthimdub, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Besthimdub, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Besthimdub's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Besthimdub's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.