Motonthan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, overgenerous hummingbird.

Motonthan created water seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motonthan, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Motonthan, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Motonthan's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Motonthan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about bats.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Do not speak about peanuts.