Ominladteen is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unthoughtful walrus.

Ominladteen created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Ominladteen, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ominladteen, it will be very sad.

Ominladteen's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Ominladteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.