Tipmumpomgan is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, benevolent parrot.

Tipmumpomgan created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tipmumpomgan, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tipmumpomgan, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tipmumpomgan's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Tipmumpomgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Hide if six nematodes approach from the west.

5. Do not chop down trees.