Gonhubcidduss is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive tapir.

Gonhubcidduss created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonhubcidduss, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gonhubcidduss, she will try to impress you with trees.

Gonhubcidduss' most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gonhubcidduss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five pigs approach from the west.

2. Hide from brown birds for they are unholy.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never eat nuts.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.