Badgepveen Bagfebxen is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, blissful wombat.

Badgepveen Bagfebxen created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badgepveen Bagfebxen, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Badgepveen Bagfebxen, it will remove you from existence.

Badgepveen Bagfebxen's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Badgepveen Bagfebxen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Frogs are not to be trusted.

5. Never eat green fruit.