Quagjatmab is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, dishonest butterfly.

Quagjatmab created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Quagjatmab, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Quagjatmab, he will not care.

Quagjatmab's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Quagjatmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Run away if nine porpoises approach from the east.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Pray towards the west.