Higcatmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unthoughtful chinchilla.

Higcatmeg created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higcatmeg, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Higcatmeg, she will turn you into a duck.

Higcatmeg's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Higcatmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Higcatmeg.

5. Always help snakes.