Rullarprawfonzodwabfothig is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, happy duck.

Rullarprawfonzodwabfothig created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Rullarprawfonzodwabfothig, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rullarprawfonzodwabfothig, she will boil you in a big pot.

Rullarprawfonzodwabfothig's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Rullarprawfonzodwabfothig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Rullarprawfonzodwabfothig on top of important buildings.

3. Never eat coconuts.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Monkeys are not to be trusted.